Show!Sandor:I’m not a thief, a man’s got to have a code.
*two episodes later* nevermind
Show!Jaime: If I was a woman i’d make them kill me before raping me.
*a few episodes later* nevermind
Game of Thrones writing,ladies and gentlemen.
the most common misconception boys have about me is that i care about what they have to say
hannibal season one
hannibal: im gonna frame will for murder lol
hannibal season two
hannibal: wait a minute
hannibal: if will is in prison how are we supposed to have fun bff psychiatry sessions
hannibal: fuck i didnt think this through