If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There’s not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven’t already spent on whores and whiskey.
Nicholas Hughes - In Darkness Visible, Verses I & II (2005-7)
No light, but rather darkness visible. —John Milton
"You’re not like other girls"
Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.
once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs